Musings

I can’t say for sure if I had anything to do with it, but I’ve been trying to drum up awareness of Google’s intent to build experimental fiber networks in one or more comunities for about 3 weeks now (see Genesee County Should Host Google’s Experimental Broadband Network and it’s follow-up).  While I never received any replies, I see that there has been an announcement that we’re finally throwing our hat into the ring.

The Mayor of Topeka, Kansas has temporarily renamed his city “Google, the Fiber Optics Capitol.”  Duluth, Minnesota’s mayor jumped into Lake Superior.  Other cities have facebook pages.  All to drum up awareness and community support for their efforts to get Google’s attention.

So far Genesee County hasn’t announced any publicity stunts, but hopefully with the mayor, the board of commissioners, and “several institutions or municipalities, including Genesee County government,” we’re putting together an attractive proposal.  Lord knows we can use the positive impact Google could make on our community.

Last week I mentioned that I was trying to raise awareness in Genesee County of Google’s interest in building a high-speed fiber network.  I had sent out several emails, mostly to members of the Genesee Regional Chamber of Commerce (GRCC) and the Genesee FreeNet.  Not having received any responses as yet, today I placed a call to Keith Edwards, Senior Development Director of Economic Development of the GRCC.  Mr. Edwards informed me that they are indeed aware of Google’s intent, and were planning on meeting Monday to discuss this.  Apparently he did not receive my email, but said someone in their IT department had brought it to their attention.

Hopefully we’ll see something come of this.  Maybe I’ll call him back after Monday to see how things are going.

Google is seeking one or more communities in which to develop an experimental broadband high-speed fiber network. Google is interested in hearing from state, county, and municipal agencies in order to determine where to develop this network.  I’ve been trying to raise community awareness of this for several days.  So far, I don’t think I’m getting through to anybody.

Below is a copy of an email I’ve been sending to community leaders.  On February 16th I sent it to the Michigan Works Association, The Genesee County Board of Commissioners, the Genesee FreeNet, and the Economic Development arm of the Genesee Regional Chamber of Commerce.  I also placed a call to the Genesee FreeNet (of which I’m a charter member) to make sure they got the email.

The message to the Regional Chamber of Commerce was to a generic office email address, and it bounced as undeliverable.  So the next day I sent the same email to various office-holders of that organization, including the CEO and 3 vice presidents of economic development.

At the time of this writing (evening of February 19th) I have received no reply.  I intend to send out more emails, and to follow some of these up with phone calls.

The letter:

Greetings from a hopeful Genesee County citizen. This email is meant to bring awareness to the fact that Google is seeking one or more communities in which to develop an experimental broadband high-speed fiber network. Google is interested in hearing from state, county, and municipal agencies in order to determine where to develop this network.

I believe Genesee County is the ideal place for Google to build out this infrastructure. Not only do we have the talent and drive to help Google achieve its goals, but we understand the economic and cultural importance of a connected community. For example, we founded the Genesee FreeNet over 15 years ago, and it still exists because of the knowledge and generosity of its volunteers and members.

I know there have been efforts by insightful groups of people to develop community-wide broadband access in the past. Perhaps this initiative from Google can serve as a springboard toward realizing that worthy goal.  Time is unfortunately short. Google is asking for input between now and March 26th before making its decision. Please visit the site, watch the short video and read the introduction Google has prepared. We then need to bring to bear all powers of persuasion possible, to convince Google of the wisdom of investing in Genesee County.

Google Fiber for Communities:

http://www.google.com/appserve/fiberrfi

–
Joe Poniatowski
Charter Member, Genesee FreeNet

If you can think of anyone else who can help make Genesee County the site of an exciting new model of high-speed interconnectivity, either pass this information on to them or send me their contact information and I’ll do it.

ABC’s new revamp of the sci-fi show “V” is set to debut in November. It has all the earmarks of a good science fiction drama series: aliens from outer space, strong characters, mysteries, and the underlying question, “are they as benevolent as they seem, or is there some underlying evil purpose they’re hiding?”

So, why am I not excited about it? I love science fiction, after all. The answer lies within ABC’s history. These same traits were present in an earlier ABC show, “Invasion.” Invasion was the first series to appear on TV in years that I was actually committed to watching every week. I, like millions of other fans, were shocked by ABC’s announcement canceling the show. Apparently, Invasion hadn’t done a good enough job of retaining the massive audience garnered by Lost, which it immediately followed. Even though it outperformed many other shows in ratings, rather than shift time slots and cancel something else, they canned Invasion.

I joined the multitude of viewers who cried “foul!” We sent letters and emails, signed petitions, and even tried to influence the Sci Fi channel (now called “SyFy”) when they briefly considered picking up the show from ABC. In desperation, we begged ABC to at least film a special final episode, closing the loop on some of the unanswered questions that the series left dangling. All for naught. Our protests fell on deaf ears, our petitions ignored, our emails unanswered (except for the occasional canned response).

Been There, Done That
So why should I get all fired up over this new series? Just to have the ABC execs yank the rug out from under me again? No thanks. I’ll stick to watching the occasional episode of heroes on NBC, and watching on-demand versions of Stargate Universe and (yes, I admit it) Warehouse 13 on SyFy.

The top 3 oil companies have recently recorded another quarter of record-breaking profits. $14.83 billion for Exon Mobile, $8.45 billion for Royal Dutch Shell, and $5.19 billion for Conoco Phillips.  With 92 days in the 2nd quarter, that puts the daily combined profit for these three companies at over $309 million.  Again, that’s profit, not revenue.  $309 million every day, $212,500.00 per minute, or $3,543.00 per second.  Tell me again why gas and oil cost so much?

The future does not look quite so golden however.  With the global economy in a tail-spin, demand for fuel has fallen sharply, resulting in lower prices. Even OPEC threatening to lower production recently has had little effect on the price of crude. Still, these three companies will likely report record annual profits anyway.

Some members of congress are calling for these companies to use more of their gargantuan profits to invest in alternative energy sources, but with little incentive for them to do so, don’t expect to see much change.

Today Exxon Mobile recorded their 2nd quarter profits of $11.68 billion. This is lower than analysts’ predictions, but still managed to break the record for the largest quarterly profit for a U.S. company (previously set by Exxon Mobile).

This works out to $1,485.55 per second in profits, over $128 million per day. Yes – you’re reading that correctly – that’s $128 million in profit, not revenue, every day.

Who do they think they’re fooling when they blame high fuel costs on the speculators or production problems? Petroleum seems to be the only industry in the world where production problems equal higher profits. Look up the term ‘oligopoly.’

Legendary writer and author Jerry Pournelle sent me an email! OK, so I’m a subscriber on his website and he sent it out to everybody, but still, I thought it was cool. The message was a warning about the fact that malicious hackers had compromised the online job boards and were selling their services to spammers and scam artists. Monster.com, hotjobs.com, and other mainstream job boards are affected. You can get the details here.

I became a fan of Jerry’s writing in the ’80s when he was a columnist for BYTE Magazine. This was back when magazines printed a lot of useful technical information, hacks, program listings, and electronics projects. A fellow programmer was a subscriber, and introduced me to the magazine, and particularly “Chaos Manor,” Jerry’s column. When BYTE was sold to another publisher, it’s format turned more to product reviews and coverage of the IT business industry. In other words, it became geared more for managers with IT budgets and less for programmers, hobbyists, and end users. Not long after that the magazine ceased publication altogether.

I missed Jerry’s anecdotal accounts of his struggles with technology. He did product reviews too, but always from the first-person perspective of a non-technical person (an author) actually trying to implement, rather than just cover, the products. His often humorous tales were always informative and entertaining. I was delighted when I discovered a year or so ago that Jerry was still writing his Chaos Manor Reviews, as well as Other Musings. I should have known that his talent and desire (need?) for self-expression would have steered him toward the online publishing world, and was chagrined that I hadn’t thought to search on his name sooner.

During our trip to Arizona this past spring (see pictures), the visit to Tombstone inspired in me a renewed interest in the famous Gunfight at the OK Corral and the surrounding events. After some research, I wrote a quick little article entitled Surprising Facts about the Gunfight at the OK Corral. I wasn’t quite satisfied with that one however, so I sat down and wrote a more extensive article called Behind the OK Corral – the Legend and the Legacy, which goes into more depth and discusses the prevailing attitudes and histories of the combatants. It also covers some of the alternate interpretations of history as maintained by the surviving members of the Clanton family. Give it a read and let me know what you think.

My family and I recently took a break from Michigan’s cold and rainy early spring and vacationed in Arizona. We flew into Phoenix, rented a car, and set out for a number of destinations, all of which were great for R and R.

First we visited some good friends in Lake Havesu City. Matt and Tee showed us around Lake Havesu, and Matt particulary proved to be a fountainhead of knowledge about the town and it’s history. For example, Robert McCulloch of McCulloch Oil (think also, “Chainsaws”) basically founded the town, and he paid to move the London Bridge from London To Lake Havesu. Yes, the London Bridge. Matt and Tee were great hosts, and took us tooling around on the Colorado River and Lake Havesu in their boat. Most of us got our first glimps of California there.

After a few days we headed on down to Sierra Vista to visit my Dad and his two dogs, Bonnie and Lucky. We also met his friend (GF?) Marita. Sometimes we just lounged around and enjoyed the weather or swam in the pool, but we also went hiking in the neighboring mountains. Even though she is not a native to the territory, Marita proved to be delightfully knowledgable about the local flora, pointing out to us alligator cypress, manzanitas, prickly pear, and other species that grow there.

While we were staying with my Dad, we took a day trip to legendary Tombstone, where the gunfight at the OK Corral took place in 1881. The movies always portray the Earps and Doc Holliday as the good guys, standing up for law and order and trying to protect the town’s citizens from the outlaw gang known as the Cow-boys. The truth is, the Cow-boys (with the possible exception of Ike Clanton, an abrasive loud-mouth) were actually well liked by most of the towns’ people. They brought money into the town, whose principle business was saloon keeping, and they rarely carried out their lawbreaking in town.
On the other hand, the Earps were seen by many as opportunists, setting up gambling a establishment and using their connections with the law to play favorites. Nevertheless, the story is rich with drama, action, intrigue, and conflict that persists to this day. I was inspired to write an article, Surprising Facts About the Gunfight at the OK Corral. Check it out and let me know what you think.
Oh, and feel free to check out all the pix from the Arizona trip.

Someone posted a challenge to the writers on Associated Content to come up with humor articles to be posted on the April 1st, April Fool’s Day. Being somewhat of a fool myself, I accepted the challenge, along with a dozen or so of my fellow AC writers. The results are compiled in a Squidoo lens – I’ve included the link below. My entry is printed here for your convenience. If you like it, consider voting for it on Squidoo by following the link.

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Foolin’ With Your Kids
Not only is it our “birth”-right to play jokes on our children, it is also our sacred duty, and one that my wife and I take very seriously. After all, how else will they learn patience? How will they learn humility? How will they learn to fool and embarrass our grandchildren when the time comes?
Embarrassment
There are numerous ways to embarrass your kids. Some kids are embarrassed by the mere presence of their parents when they’re hanging out with their friends. This should be exploited whenever possible. Accentuate whatever traits you possess that your kids find embarrassing. If possible, combine these traits for maximum impact. For example, if your singing embarrasses them and they can’t stand old country music, pull up to the school to pick them up with your windows open, belting out “Lovesick Blues” at the top of your lungs. Volunteer to chaperon the high school dance, and show up wearing the same pastel-colored velvetine tuxedo you wore to your 1979 prom. While there, offer to teach your daughter, her date, and all her friends how to do the “Electric Slide.”
Embarrassing your teenage kids is almost too easy, and can be done pretty much anywhere at any time. Whip out the baby pix showing your son in the buff. Say things like “Aw, my little man is growing up. Looks like he’s finally gotten over the ‘girls have cooties’ phase.” These are especially good when your son is spending time with a new girlfriend.
Tall Tales
Getting your kids to fall for some things is a little more challenging. When my son Stan, who’s now 13, was about 5 years old, he was asking me about the various knobs and buttons on the dash of my car. I went through the radio, windshield washers, fog lights, etc. Then, adopting the soberest countenance I could muster, I pointed to the emergency flashers. “You should never, ever, push this button.”
“Why not?” he gravely asked.
“That is the ejector seat.”
“What’s a ‘jector seat?”
So I explained what an ejector seat was, and how after it was introduced to the public in the James Bond movies, people started asking for them in their own cars. Responding to this demand, the car manufacturers began making them options that anyone could get when they bought a new car.
He was nervous, but fascinated. “So what would happen if I pushed the button?”
“A secret panel in the roof would open up, and a super powerful spring would shoot you right out. The car would keep going, so you’d land in the road and probably get run over by that truck behind us.”
“Wow. Does Katie know about this?” he asked. Katie is his older sister, and I wasn’t sure whether he was worried that she might push the button on him, or excited about the possibility of pushing the button on her.
About a year later, I was again driving with my son in the car, and I had forgotten all about the ejector seat conversation. Not him! We needed milk, so I stopped at the corner store. I told him I would be right out, and to keep the doors locked and not let anyone in the car. He says, “Don’t worry, Dad! If anyone tries to get in, I’ll just slide over into your seat and push the ejector seat button! Boy, won’t they be surprised!”
“Um… yes. But keep the doors locked just in case.”
A few months later we were once again in the car together, and I needed to use the rear defroster. I accidentally hit the emergency flashers button first. They flashed a couple of times before I turned them off and turned on the defroster. My son jerked is head to look at me, eyes wide as tea saucers. I knew what he was thinking. I said, “Boy, it’s a good thing that ejector seat has a 5 second timer! I remembered to shut it off before it flashed 5 times, thank God. You were almost a goner!”
“Da-ad! Why did you do that? You almost splatted me on the road!”
“Sorry pal, I just hit the wrong button. It won’t happen again.”
My wife said that some day when he becomes the laughing stock of his driver’s education class, he’s going to come home and kick my butt. Maybe so, but I won’t be alone. Not long after this last exchange he was basically tattling to his Grandma about me almost splatting him on the road. We had to surreptitiously explain what was going on. Now she’s completely in on it with us. My daughter on the other hand tried to tell him that we were all making it up. When she wouldn’t sit in the passenger seat so he could “prove” that we weren’t (mainly because she couldn’t be bothered to move), he became more convinced than ever that she was lying to him. [click to continue...]

Some time back I wrote an article about Charity Music, a great non-profit organization that provides musical instruments (and sometimes instruction) to students, soldiers, and senior citizens who desire to play but can’t afford to buy or rent them. The article was originally published on Associated Content, but as reported at the time, I planned to also post it on Helium. The great thing about the article appearing on Helium is the fact that I could donate all advertising revenue (my share at least) to the charity itself! So if you missed the article the first time around, read all about Charity Music on Helium, and remember – just by reading it you’ll be helping out a fantastic cause.

Pub Crawl!

I thought this would be a good opportunity to let you know about a recent development at Charity Music. They are organizing what they hope will be the biggest Pub Crawl in history, and they hope to get listed in the Guinness World Book of Records in the process. The goal is to have up to 100 clubs and bars from every state participating. If you own a bar and would like to get in on this, it might be a good way to get some great publicity, and in any case you would be helping out the cause. More information is available at the Pub Crawl Registration site.

A Helium Marketplace publisher recently asked for an article entitled ‘Quick Tips for Inner Peace’, with a 700 word maximum. I condense religion, psychology, and meditation and attempt to answer the call. Let me know how you think I did.

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Inner peace is a state of mind in which one is free from conflict in mind and spirit. This is not to say that there is no conflict in one’s life, simply that there is harmony between one’s mental, emotional, and spiritual aspects. Without such harmony, the flow of creativity slows or stops, physical and emotional ailments do not heal as quickly and may worsen, and progress toward ones goals in life is impeded. To remove these blockages one must restore harmony and return to a state of inner peace. Understanding is the first key to unlocking the door.

Let Go of the Past
Often attaining inner peace is not so much acquiring something as it is letting things go. The past is immutable, so holding on to regrets is counter-productive. Understand that mistakes are part of our humanity, and that sometimes it is the lessons learned the hard way that enable us to mature and progress. Realizing that just as much of our wisdom comes from error as from trial, one begins to accept that our mistakes play an indispensable role in our development.

Guilt is a large source of internal conflict, and must be expunged. The quickest way to reduce guilt is to apologize to those whom you’ve wronged. It is not essential that they actually forgive you, but it is essential that your apology is sincere. You have to actually mean it when you express your remorse. In this way, guilt fades to regret, which can then be dealt with accordingly. Examine the bad decisions and lapses in judgment, figure out where you went wrong and how you could have handled the situations differently, then move on.

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A fellow writer on Associated Content by the name of Jennifer Eblin recently published a story entitled Staley Road: A Local Haunting. It has the makings of a great ghost story: a bleeding barn, satanic cults, lights and electrical systems malfunctioning – you know, things that make local legends like this one fun.

Jennifer is careful to point out that the legends surrounding the supposedly haunted area have little basis in history. The farmer and miller who legend says killed his family, did not. She also cautions readers that the property owner is not happy about the tresspassers who park on his property and make nuisances of themselves, particularly in the middle of the night. He has gone so far as to file a lawsuit against a publisher for including his barn in a collection of wierd places in Ohio.

Well, he’s at it again, only this time the subject of the lawsuit is Jennifer herself. Even though she clearly informs readers that the legends are false, and that the property owner has little patience with ghost hunters, the law firm representing him has written her twice, notifying Jennifer that she is being named in a new suit, and demanding that she “take down” the website where her article is published.

The demands are absurd. For one thing, Associated Content owns the site, not Jennifer, who has no authority to remove the article, much less take down the site. For another, I find it very difficult to believe that her article has led to any measurable increase in property damage. Incidentally, the man lost the previous suit.

Judge for yourself. Read the article, and leave your thoughts either there (AC allows anonymous comments), or here if you prefer.

I’m reading about the President’s “Tax Relief Plan” on a White House’s web site. Don’t get me wrong, I will take and appreciate the money, but let’s not get carried away about the impact it’s going to have.
According to the site:

“Real Tax Relief for Real Families:

When President Bush’s proposal is fully in place, the typical family with two children will receive at least $1,600 in tax relief. This is real and practical help:

1. Sixteen hundred dollars will pay the average mortgage for almost two months;
2. Sixteen hundred dollars will pay for a year’s tuition at a community college;
3. Sixteen hundred dollars will pay the gasoline cost for two cars for a year; and
4. Sixteen hundred dollars will buy an average family 24 months worth of electric power.”

Where in the world did these statistics come from?

1. According to a recent article in USA Today the median mortgage payment is $1687.00. Other sites around the web arequoting $1700-2500 per month. This means that $1600.00 wouldn’t even pay one month’s mortgage for most people, let alone two.
2. US News & World Report puts the average community college tuition at $2,300.00 per year. That’s 44% higher than the $1600.00 claim made on the site.
3. The US Department of Energy says that the average vehicle travels about 10,000 miles per year. That’s 20,000 miles for a 2-car household. At the average fuel mileage of 24 miles per gallon, that’s 833 gallons a year. At $3.00 per gallon, that’s about $2500.00. So where are Bush’s advisor’s buying their gas if they can get by on $1600.00 per year for 2 cars?
4. Even the electric bill estimate is rather optimistic. The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. At an average cost of 8.4 cents per kWh, the bill for 24 months would be $1790.00. Close, but still notably higher than $1600.00.

We appreciate the money, Mr. President. Really, we do. But overstating the impact will undermine the consumer confidence you’d like to inspire.